she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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