Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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