Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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