10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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