How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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