what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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