Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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