is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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