Swine flu is the new snow day.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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