If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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