just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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