Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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