BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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