Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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