question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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