I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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