All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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