Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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