Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I look better un-naked...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize