I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Blood and glitter go together right?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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