Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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