You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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