nut hugger
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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