Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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