Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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