i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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