Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
