i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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