I'm jealous of your bromance
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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