yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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