Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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