He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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