I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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