so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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