You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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