If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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