So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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