U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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