C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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