Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Pants are for mortals
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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