How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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