I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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