she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I party with great urgency now.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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