The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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