good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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