I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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