So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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