I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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