She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I wear drunk well.
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