You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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