I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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